This was written for my crazy psychology class, but wasn't used
because my group members supposedly couldn't figure it out.

(To the tune of “Sour Girl” by Stone Temple Pilots)

I felt a pain why was I feeling that?
It was a neurotransmitter sendin’ a message
Hey, why is it doing that?
Action potential’s reached in all of the axon
How does the axon really feel ‘bout that?
The vesicles are sent to cause a reaction
Hey, what happens after that?
The ves’cles explode into the synapse

What would you do?
What would you do if I tickled you?
What would you do if I tickle?

Some fit the lock and some are turned away
From receptor sites all over the membrane
Hey, where is this happ’n at?
It’s on the synaptic cleft all over the dendrite
The axon fires and sends an impulse
Excitatory effects are felt in the axon
Hey, what else could it be?
Inhibitory to stop it from firing

What would you do?
What would you do if a bug bit you?
What would you do if a bug bit?

They’ve all got functions, they’ve all got functions
Hey, what was that itch I felt?
It was a neurotransmitter sendin’ a message
Action potential’s reached in all of the axon
All over the membrane