Jar Jar Binks: Superstar Logo...a parody!
*A parody by Muskie_Girl, to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar*

Everytime I look at you I don't understand
Why George Lucas let you get so out of hand
He'd have managed better if you'd been a man
Why'd he choose such an annoying Gungan with such a bad voice?
Jedi had Yoda, Ewoks, R2D2, and C3P0
Jar Jar Binks is for a whole new generation
Don't you get me wrong- I only wanna know

Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks
Who are you? Why do you wear that funky vest?
Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks
Why are you on my Pepsi can?

Tell me what you think about Rolling Stone
Who'd you think besides yourself would make a good clock?
Anakin is he where it's at? Is he where you are?
Could he be a Jedi or was that just PR?
Did you mean to bounce like that?
Was that a mistake or do you have attention deficit disorder?
Don't you get me wrong- I only wanna know

Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks
Who are you? What's with those floppy ears?
Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks
Stick your tongue back in your mouth


 
 
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