Okay, so, Mother Bear isn't a friend of mine. But, she is a slut!
Look at the way she's dressed!  Look at her seductively answering the phone!
You know she just wants to take pizza sauce and...
Anyway, this is from a road trip that Bill, Sandy, Rob, and I took in order to deliver
Rob to Pennies at IU.  I can't remember when this was, but, we had a great time
discussing spiders' metabolisms, chocolate, Mother Bear, and restroom condoms.
....okay, so, it was better than it sounds.